Well, in today's The Star pullout Metro, there's nice topic that we should talk about..The oh-so SMART tunnel..Check out the original article here..

As everyone knows, a long heavy downpour on Sunday caused a lot flash flood hotspots, flooded..

And so, as one of Malaysia's biggest project and only one of its kind in the world, SMART tunnel came into everyone's mind..

Hmm..Why isn't SMART (Storm water Management And Road Tunnel project) being used when there are flash floods everywhere in the KL city center *shrugs*..

So, it caused motorists stucked in the traffic jam and flash floods, and also bumper-to-bumper crawl even though you still can move an inch..

It's a Malaysian culture..Rain/Heavy Rain equals to traffic jam and flash floods..Berterabur Bravo bravo~!!

When we asked the authorities a.k.a government, why SMART wasn't being utilised.??

Just a simple answer from our intelligent authorities who think we, taxpayers civilians are dumb, "SMART tunnel only designed for storm floods, not flash floods"..

Hmm, how SMART these authorities could be.?? Or, how dumb the public could be.?? The answer is couldn't be any SMARTer and not as dumb as you thought..

I really wonder, how often do Malaysia have a REAL STORM FLOOD.?? And, how do you define storm flood from flash flood.??

So here's the definition for Flash Flood and Storm Flood..

I think Malaysia didn't really had any storm flood before, other than the tsunami which hit the North of Peninsula and the most recent REAL STORM FLOOD in Johor..

Let see, it's most probably on the North and South of Peninsula..Don't really think it will hit Kuala Lumpur right.??

They might say, it's for the emergency, should KL got hit by storm flood there we have the SMART readied anytime *standing ovation and clap hands*..

Even the flash floods that have been happening all this while were quite serious, if not hazardous..

Especially city centers like Masjid Jamek, Puduraya, Jalan Imbi, Jalan Kia Peng, Jalan Ampang, were all hotspots of so-called flash floods that could rise up to the extent of sinking cars to at least half of it..

I guess the authorities will say, "NO, it isn't serious enough to use the SMART tunnel"..

"Let's wait until it covers at least half of Menara Maybank, or half of KLCC or KL Tower, or half of Berjaya Times Square"..

"Until everything has loss its value as in 'total loss', then only we'll take action and up for the rescue"..Bullshit and eat my shit..

There's another doubt that has been playing in my head ever since, how much is the toll for the SMART going to charge.??

After all the money of the taxpayers being splurged on this MEGA project, they going to charge us, the spender, for using that tunnel..

Take note, it's ok if they want to build it for our good's sake if they really meant it, but, it isn't functioning as how the public wanted it to be.??

How pathetic is that, right.?? It's built for the public but isn't put to use for the public *pats on own back*..

Well, as a matter of fact, I don't really care bout the tunnel at all..Not that I'm going to use it after the toll plaza starts to operate..

Just hope that the tunnel wouldn't collapse..Who knows, the millions or billions of Ringgit being spent on this project might drop out a few millions..

And some parties were so lucky to have found the lost millions of Ringgit and enter straight into their bank accounts..As the saying goes, finders keepers..

Let's rename the SMART, to become, DUMB, Dungeon Untuk Malaysian Bahlol/Bengang/Bodoh Bangang..

I'm so happy to be a Malaysian..

MALAYSIA BOLEH~!! APA PUN BOLEH BUT IN THE END SEMUA TAK BOLEH~!!

Looks like we'll be a powerful nation, but in the end we wouldn't make it, it's Malaysia after all..

Just after a series of misfortune, my car had gone into the latest series of unfortunate events..

My car battery just 'kong-ed' two weeks ago when I'm on my way home from college..

Just when I stopped by Bandar Tasik Permaisuri to buy my lunch, when I tried to start the engine, it kong-ed, dead..

I was left stranded there for 2 hours to wait for help..My friend came to help but to no avail, too..

So I had to replaced it with a new one and it costs me RM160 for a whatsoever Yokohama battery..

Last Sunday, I parked my car right on the parking lot at my house and didn't used it for the whole day..

Then on Monday morning, only to realise that my car had been rammed on the front..

*Looks normal.??*

*Not really though*

There's a reason why that thing dropped off..

*See that thingy.?*

*It has gone for the other side*

*Now without the Proton logo..Damn yeng*

*I have to fix this one..Shits*

So, after all the commotions I had with my car, now I'm driving my car just like that..Damn 'yeng' ok..

Now I need to fork out money again..ARGH~!!!

FOOD REVIEW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

It's been quite a long time since my last food review..Sigh, now I'm back in action again..

Hang Kee Restaurant at Jalan Loke Yew, ring a bell.??

It's none other than the famous Hang Kee Wantan Mee, so they say..Went to try it for the first time few weeks back..

Other than Wantan Mee, they serve lots of other cuisines such as Fried Noodle, Chicken Rice too if I'm not mistaken, among others..

Since all I heard about Hang Kee is just Wantan Mee and nothing but Wantan Mee, so I decided to order my favourite noodle of all time, Wantan Mee..

*Wantan Mee*

*Char Siew (BBQ Pork)*

*Wantan*

*Big portion of Wantan Mee*

*Looks nice?*

*Sui Gao (Dumpling)*

So, here's my recommendation..The Wantan Mee is not nice at all..

I mean, it's nothing so special to shout about..Even the Wantan Mee somewhere near my house is more delicious than this..

The wantan too isn't really that nice, compared to many other places..

And the worst thing is, the Sui Gao..It didn't even has a prawn in it..What kinda sui gao is this.??

It tasted just like wantan, only with different shape of skin..

Ok fine..Just felt cheated by those who recommended Hang Kee for its Wantan Mee..

Asked for the bill..I almost fell off my chair upon looking at the bill..

For a small portion of Wantan Mee (single), it costs RM 4.50..For my big portion (double), costs RM 5.50..WTF~!!

As for the Sui Gao, it costs RM 1.00 per piece, which doesn't has any prawn inside..

If it's not so nice, never mind..But being charged so much for not that tasty, I'm utterly dumbfucked..

They think they can charge it expensively when they are famous and all.?? Hell with it..

There's NO way I'm going back there to eat..That's all I want to say..

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As promised, here are some pics of my project..

*The finished thing*

*Iraq, the home-country of the lecturer*

*We even have China, New Zealand, and Palestine*

*UCSI have quite a lot of students from Mauritius*

*Me and my teammate, Yap Kim Liang*

*Another teammate, Chua Yong Han*

Here's some pics of other projects from other groups..

*Tokyo Tower wannabe.??*

Though look simple, but the see-through-yellow-plank up on that tower is rotatory..It's a clock..So, you can say it has clock on everyside of the tower..

*5-star decorative item*

This didn't really look like a fountain nor a tower..It has a high-class feeling though..

It gives me a feeling of a decorative item that is placed in a 5-star hotel lobby..

*One of the prettiest, but not the best*

*All recyclable items*

Ours were made of scrap materials..This here, was made of crap materials..

Glass bottles, cans, and many more craps..This thing is pretty ugly, though I kinda like the concept,

Using bottles and cans like that is kinda impressive..But the arrangements of the materials were a total mess, hence the uglyness..

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On 23rd of May 2007, the Champions League Final 2007 was held in Athens, Greece..

It's none other than the repeat clash of Liverpool - AC Milan at Istanbul two years ago..

I will not talk about the match, instead, I'll talk about the place I went to watch and the reactions of the fans..Get the title now.?

I watched it at My Home Bar at Hartamas with a bunch of Liverpool fans..

After their feat two years ago, I do believed that Liverpool might show the better performance against Milan..

I went there with my mind set to support Liverpool, like anyone else..Tai Wai, Ryan, and Junn all being so-called hardcore Liverpool fans were there as well..

*The host of the night*

There were some activities getting on to spice up the whole finale..

Apparently, I found it quite ridiculous and pathetic for these guys..Perhaps it applies to other football clubs fans as well..

You know what they did.? The host was asking questions on quotes..What's that.?

Let say, "You fart damn smelly..I fart damn wangi"..Who quoted this.? Yatz did..How many of you guys know that this is my quote.? None..

So that's what they played that night..And to make it more pathetic, they got a small booklet ala mobile dictionary, the whole thing is just about quotes..WTF~!!!

Quotes ranging from Liverpool's starting era til present day..Treat it as a Bible and you'll join the Reds walk together in heaven..It's pathetic..

*Before kick-off*

As you can see from this pic, fans already yelling AT THE PROJECTOR SCREEN, "FUCK OFF AC MILAN~!!" and "COME SUCK MY BALLS~!!", as if those people in Athens could hear them..

They kept shouting 6 times, 6 times, 6 times..And the people were video-recording the whole commotion..Damn kau pathetic..

They were no difference than the English hooligans who always make troubles when they are drunk..

Luckily Malaysians are all staying in unity and kinda open in accepting critics..If it was heard by the hardcore mafia-bounded Italian fans, I guarantee you none of the Malaysian Reds will survive..

Italian football fans live to fight for their team, and to kill if necessary..But as a Malaysian, we died because we support an English team.? It's pathetic..

*These guys here singing some songs*

*Still singing wtf*

So, these so-called Reds actually singing to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone..They even printed out the lyrics in case you didn't how to sing..

Sorry to say, but I condemned You'll Never Walk Alone coz it feels like a song for a black parade..

A theme song should be something like Chelsea's..It's joyous and fun to sing together..

It's quite a natural thing for me to say so, coz there are even some Malaysians who like US or England's national anthem, rather than our very own Negaraku coz it's so slow and it's not nice to listen to, so they say..Pak Lah, isn't it pathetic.?

And also, they came up with lots of other song for the important or influential players as well..

Such as Carragher Song, Gerrard Song, Luis Garcia Song, and Reina Song..

All they did was change the lyrics of some nursery rhymes and sing to the tune..For example When The Saint Go Marching In, Que Sera Sera, and so on..

Like I said, I set my mind to support Liverpool before I went there..After I saw these bunch of bozzos, I'm totally turned off by their behaviour..

And what's that again.? Pathetic..

*Finally it kicks off*

*Nothing really special*

*This is when AC Milan scores through Inzaghi's elbow deflection*

I was so damn happy when AC Milan scored first..Luckily I'm not the only one..Flex and Landoo, too, supported AC Milan that very night..

Initially I wanted to wear a red color shirt to go there..Luckily, I wore an all black t-shirt with some red patterns on it..

*Ryan the most suspend one*

*This is when Inzaghi scores the second goal*

Again, I was damn happy to see their faces..Hahaha..They were so pathetic..No offence..

*Ryan looks damn dejected*

When Liverpool was trailing 2-0, I was damn sleepy already..Fishing mode at that moment, until Liverpool scored in the dying 87th minutes or so to make it 2-1..

So I couldn't snap any pics of the Reds celebrating that goal..

*This is during stoppage-time*

So the match ended in a glorious way for AC Milan, to redeem back their pride and dignity they had lost 2 years ago, where they led 3-0 and forced to 3-3 and finally lose out in penalty..

As known to everyone, AC Milan was crowned for the 7th time as the European winner in Champions League..

Meaning.? Liverpool lose lah..Kalah..Shu jor..But they were so PATHETIC that they........

*The Reds fans still singing their theme song as if they have won the tournament*

After the match, most of the Reds fans did the standing ovation and sang You'll Never Walk Alone altogether, as if they won the tournament..

Now I know why You'll Never Walk Alone was the title and the pace was so slow like a sad song..

Because they hardly win any silverware when the club was just formed back then..

So when the Reds didn't win anything or lose out the tournament, the team will never walk alone coz they got a whole bunch of supporters with them..

And the pace is slow-mo because, apparently, it's a sad song, coz they hardly win any silverware..

So, the more they sang, they slimmer chance for Reds to win any silverware..

No joke..Two years ago when I was watching the match at Hartamas Square, none of the fans sang You'll Never Walk Alone..That's why they won it..

Hahahaha..Isn't PATHETIC.??

As everyone already knew, recently two MPs have said something about leakage in the Parliament, and that led to the 'bocor' case..

Even with the public apology, I don't think they were sincere to apologise to all the women, in general..

If they were sincere enough, they wouldn't denied their 'bocor' remark, as it's already publicly known by the whole nation..

If I'm not mistaken it's on Youtube as well..

Well, I don't know..It's quite a joke, but, if MPs were to joke around about sensitive issues all the times, then racism, sexism, or whatever cism it is, wouldn't be solved..

The other day, I passed by somewhere Brickfields-Taman Seputeh to go to Midvalley..

Then, on one of the junction before I turned down to the highway where the Volvo showroom is located, I saw this banner hanging there..

*Banner says, "Sack The 2 BN Sexist MP2*

Is this the only banner around, or there's still more.?

That's why, leaders or authorities have to take their words into account before being utterred out from their mouth..

The chances of leaders being condemned for their recklessness are very high..

So, how many of you out there support what the banner says.? Hehe..

Last week, Boss Stewie created an online True Friend Test to test his readers and friends..

Anyone who gets it all correct or appears on top of the list, Boss Stewie will be treating the winner to a luxurious San Francisco Steakhouse dinner..

So as usual, the test is called So You Think You Know Boss Stewie?..

Boss Stewie thought the questions are so damn hard that no one is going to get it all corrrect..

Apparently, three people got it all correct, namely Wingz, Emily T, and Nicholas G..

With some tricks and techniques, I got all of the answers in some kinda way..No..I didn't ask the topscorers nor I hacked into his account..

I participated the test and expected, I got it 100% correct and was seated on the top spot, god knows why..

On the result day, Saturday 19th of May, the contest was closed but the test is still on..The winner was announced on Sunday morning..

The eventual winner is......

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MEEEE~!!!!

100% WINNER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

So Boss Stewie blogged it out and declared Jenkin Yat is the winner..And thanks to that I had visitors flooding my blog for the past few days, all coming http://timothytiah.blogspot.com..

*Boss Stewie notifies me*

I felt so bad about it coz my initial intention is not to win the dinner prize of course..Just to join the fun..

So I e-mailed Boss Stewie and told him that I wanted to share the dinner with the other top scorers as well..

Hence Boss Stewie considered my suggestion and ask for comments from readers..

I think he'll treat all of us to a reasonable fine yet enjoying dinner, instead of a luxurious one, coz I suggested so..

I do believed Boss Stewie will treat all of us coz he's one generous Boss around in the blogosphere and I'm happy to know him..Hahaha..

*Taken during Together Gather Bloggers Gathering At Federal Hotel*

And prior to that, I've also created my own True Friend Test in So You Think You Know Yatz?..

My test will not be giving out any prizes..Just for fun..

So Boss Stewie tried it out and of course, he just hit it 26% correct, which is approximately a mere 4 out of 15 questions..

And as expected, my best friend Hikaru got it all correct..If you got it lower than 90% I'm so gonna hit you..Hahaha..

Hints, you can find the answers by reading The Yat (One) And Only Journey... or viewing my Friendster's Profile..

More importantly, you'll know the answers if you click with me and we talk/chat much enough, coz most of the questions are things that are quite common about myself..

So anyhow, try it out and you'll know what I mean, if you really are a true friend =P