Sunday, December 04, 2005
Full House.!! YES.!! Christmas.!!
Went to Midvalley with my colleagues today..I mean on Saturday..
I was driving..Together with me on the passenger seat was Aik Wai..
The movie starts at 2.15pm..We reached Midvalley at 1.25pm..
I thought, "Yea..We'll be on time for the movie for sure.."
By the time we wanted to find carpark..Damn it..FULL HOUSE.!!
We even thought we might end up park the car at the hotel's carpark..
RM 12 per entrance for non-hotel residents..SHIT.!!
After a few rounds in the search for my lovely carpark..
I finally parked my car on a non-clamping zone site..
And my car was not blocking any car's way..
Able to park my car..That's it..What the heck..
The YES (Year-End-Sale) just started and everyone is alredy rushing into the Christmas mood..
Look at the crowd bcoz of the Christmas season and YES season..
People dressing as clowns or whatever they are..Dancing around..
Look at the crowd..Umm..Ok..You can't see it in this small pic..
Well then..Look at the beautiful decorations of the Christmas trees..
Isn't it pretty.?? (Duh~)
Woops..Blurred..
Front view of the stage..
The entrance of the models/clowns/whatever they are..
Behind the scene..
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Well..We went to watch 'The Fog' (What The Fog.?!?!)
Supposed to be a horror movie..The storyline has a similarity to 'Ghostship'..
Conclusion.?? Anyther lame English horror movie..That's it..
Aik Wai and I were laughing, not through out, but many of the scenes..Hahahaha..
I'm supposed that's a horror movie.?? Duh~
Lilian was the 1 getting scared bcoz of me sitting beside her..Hahaha..
Midvalley GSC has some kinda contest or whatever..I don't know..
You buy some meals of don't know what and you can participate in it..
Hence..The whole contest bring forward the pic below..
Here's an insane lady whom trapped in a cubicle placed in front of the GSC Ticket Counters..
She kept grabbing those shiny-color-shredded papers as if those papers were money she had invested on the cinema tickets all these while..
Nah..Just joking..I certainly have no idea what the game is all about..
Just knew that there's a powerful fan below that cubicle and blew those shredded papers all over the cubicle..
And the purpose.?? Just to make fun of the lady for public entertainment purposes..
Hahahaha..Certainly not..I made it up again..
Anyway..There are lots of things out of our control..Who cares what they are doing about the contest..
Walked around in a group of 8..4 guys and 4 girls..
Getting pulled into this shop..That shop..This shop..That shop..
Certainly will not interfere my 'Byakugan' ability to scan for pretty girls..Muahahaha..
*Definition of Yatz's Byakugan - The ability of the eyes to be able to look around with the vision of 360 degrees (horizontal). Able to scan for pretty girls everywhere and see forth by a long distance, based on ones experiences/abilities/skills.
- Only those with enormous Chakra could perform the "Yatz Byakugan" well. With the experiences, skills, and enormous Chakra, all combined together, one could able to scan through a crowd of people to find out those pretty girls who wear short skirts, tight pants, sexy attires, or whatever it is concerned about dressing.
*Actually for those who have watched Naruto (1 of the hottest anime nowadays)..You'll surely know that "Byakugan" is actually a Bloodline Limit ability possessed by the Hyuuga Family..Well performed by Hyuuga Clan's genius, Hyuuga Neji..
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Ofcoz..There'll be no disappointment to you guys after the long explanation of the Yatz's Byakugan..
Here's what we have in Midvalley..
Sexily dressed girl-promoter at OSIM shop..
Umm..I forgot where it is located..I mean which floor it is..
Should be either below or above the corner Giordano shop..
She's not a lone-ranger here..
There's another 1 inside..But I couldn't get a chance to snap her pic =P
Alright..I think that's all for my comedic post..
All of you guys..
Do wish I get to step into the KL Convention Centre for the PC Fair..
If I do visit the PC Fair..We'll get loads of pretty girls pics..
Muahahahahaha..
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Just helping out to support our local music..
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Hey people, Silent Scream's first single 'Unspoken' will make its radio debut on Hitz.fm this Sunday (4th Dec between 4pm-5pm).
If you like what you hear, feel free to show your support by shooting an email to jakeman@hitz.fm with a cc to silentscream@silentscream.biz.
Your support decides how often Silent Scream will be on radio!!
Spread the word www.SilentScream.biz (click on link)
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Well..Apparently..1 of my fren is 1 of the member of Silent Scream..
So..Just helping out..Hehehe..
I do really like our local music though..
Bands like Disagree, OAG, Butterfingers, Love Me Butch, Pop Shuvit, Jason Lo, and many others..
Local English music counting on you guys..Not to mention Too Phat..
Yea..We'll talk about current issues again here..
Everyone sure knows about the China woman who got caught on video doing ear squat in naked..
It was happened in a police station lock-up..
To make things worst..The video had been distributed in a rapid flow..
On the day the news made its front-page cover of every newspaper..The Net is alredy discussing it..
Without any newspaper on my hand that day..Monday if I'm not mistaken..
Blank in my mind..Without knowing anything bout the news..
Lots of people on the Net..Lots of forum sites..Lots of blogs alredy discussing about it..
And by noon..The video was alredy on its way to numerous locations in Malaysia..
Be it the original format, 3gp, which is a format of video taken using cam-phone..
Some even converted the file into mpeg format..What a lovely move..
Just for those who doesn't possess a cam-phone sure can't view the original format in its computer..
The spreading of the video is a shame to the China lady..
And ofcoz..A shame and embarassment to our country, Malaysia..
Shame for the lady who is naked in the video..For everyone has a sight on her body..
Shame for our country..For such disgusting act towards the public..
If you are talking about strip-to-naked for full body check..
Alright..It's a procedure..But why is that ear squat taking place..??
The worst thing is..It was caught in the act..
And what's the response of the police force or the government..??
Punish the 1 whom recorded the video..
Instead of the policewoman in the video who carried out that ear squat punishment..??
Where's the love.?? I mean..Where's the law.??
Some might say the video had been purposedly recorded to show what is happening in the lock-up all this while..
Surprisingly..After this video incident..A few came up with their own case of so-called lock-up abuse..
Lots of questions raised upon this matter..
Now they even asked whether the lady in the video is from mainland China..
Whatever they say..In the end..Malaysia still the 1 who gets ashamed..
Another news..I think it was from the US..
About a young couple..15 years old girl and a 15 years old guy I think..
The 15 years old girl died bcoz of a kiss from the guy..The Death Kiss.!!
Ofcoz not..Hehe..I you have had read the news..You'll know..
Actually the girl died bcoz of allergy..
The guy ate some peanut butter or something..Unfortunately the girl allergic of peanut..
So..There goes 1 life accidentally..Sigh~~
That's all for this un-fascinating post..Hahahaha..
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
I'm A Interviewer.. - Part 1 -
As a interviewer in IDC (International Data Corporation) (click on link)..
There are few lines of intro that we always used..
Scenario 1..
Operator : Hello..Good morning/afternoon..Company XXX..How may I help you.??
Yatz : Hello..Good morning/afternoon..May I speak to the IT manager please.??
Operator : Sure..Just a moment..
Yatz : Thanks..
*Transferring call*
IT Manager : Hello..This is XY..
Yatz : Hello..Good morning/afternoon Mr. XY..
IT Manager : Ya..Good morning.. (Who the heck is this?!?)
Yatz : I'm Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to help me out.?? It's like around just 5 minutes.. (You better help me on this.!)
IT Manager : Hmm..Ok.. (Duh..Why not..)
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There goes 1 smooth survey going to be completed..
Scenario 2..
Operator : Hello..Company XXX..
Yatz : Hello..May I speak to the IT Manager.??
Operator : May I know who's on the line.?? (Who are you trying to find the IT Manager.??)
Yatz : I'm Yatz calling from IDC.. (Please! Let me get through.!!)
Operator : Hold the line please.. (Another dumbass from market research company)
*Transferring call*
IT Manager : Hello..
Yatz : Hello..Good morning/afternoon Sir..I'm Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to spare a couple of minutes.??
IT Manager : How long will it takes.?? (Survey again.??)
Yatz : Just around 5 minutes.?? (Help me or I'll be drop dead today.!)
IT Manager : Alriight..Make it faster..I'm in a rush.. (Faster get it done and don't ever bother me again)
Yatz : Ooh..Ok..Thanx Sir..
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There goes another survey going to be completed unwillingly by the IT Manager..
Scenario 3..
Operator : Hello..Good morning..
Yatz : Hello..Good morning..May I speak to the IT Manager please.??
Operator : May I know what is it regarding.?? (Should be another fool from tele-marketing companies)
Yatz : I'm Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a market research about the popularity of Windows XP..So I would like to get some feedbacks from the IT Manager.. (You better put me through.!!)
Operator : Please hold on.. (Ooh..Survey eh.?! Not tele-marketing.??)
*Transferring call*
IT Manager : Hello.. (I'm so tired of my works......)
Yatz : Hello..Good morning Sir..I'm Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to spare a few moments Sir.??
IT Manager : OK.!! (Yay.!! Can rest from my loads of works for a while!!)
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Another survey going to be completed willingly, happily, and in a fren-ly way..
All same answers but different kind of way to start a conversation..
You can only get all these answers when you are calling Malaysia..
It'll be definitely rare case for us to get any of these answers from Aussies..
They suck.!!
Now I think that's all for the 1st part of my interview introductions..
Gonna post up the 2nd part of it..How they refuse or when I can't managed to get any completed surveys..
Friday, November 25, 2005
Jay Chou - Fa Ru Xue (Hair Like Snow)
发如雪 | Fa Ru Xue| Hair Like Snow
作词：方文山
Zuo Ci: Fang Wen Shan
Lyricist: Vincent Fang
作曲：周杰伦
Zuo Qu: Zhou Jie Lun
Composer: Jay Chou
Translation: Hyde - www.jay-chou.net
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狼牙月 伊人憔悴
lang ya yue / yi ren qiao cui
A wolf fang moon, my dear one is waned and sallow
我举杯 饮尽了风雪
wo ju bei / yin jin le feng xue
I raise a cup and drink in the wind and snow
是谁打翻前世柜
shi shui da fan qian shi gui
Who overturned the cupboard of past lives
惹尘埃是非
re chen ai shi fei
Provoking the dust to dispute
缘字诀 几番轮回
yuan zi jue / ji fan lun hui
A predestined formula for words, how many reincarnations?
你锁眉 哭红颜唤不回
ni suo mei / ku hong yan huan bu hui
You're frowning, crying that a lover cannot be called back
纵然青史已经成灰
zong ran qing shi yi jing cheng hui
Even if the annals of history has already become dust
我爱不灭
wo ai bu mie
My love will not end
繁华如三千东流水
fan hua ru san qian dong liu shui
Grandeur is like three thousand waters flowing south
我只取一瓢爱了解
wo zhi qu yi piao ai liao jie
Yet I only choose a ladle of love to comprehend
只恋你化身的蝶
zhi lian ni hua shen de die
Only long for your butterfly incarnation
你发如雪 凄美了离别
ni fa ru xue / qi mei le li bie
Your hair is like snow, beautifully chilling the parting
我焚香感动了谁
wo fen xiang gan dong le shui
Who is touched by my incense?
邀明月让回忆皎洁
yao ming yue rang hui yi jiao jie
Invite the bright moon to make my memories bright and clear
爱在月光下完美
ai zai yue guang xia wan mei
Love becomes immaculate underneath the moonlight
你发如雪 纷飞了眼泪
ni fa ru xue / fen fei le yan lei
Your hair is like snow, a mess of flying tears
我等待苍老了谁
wo deng dai cang lao le shui
Who has been made old by my waiting?
红尘醉 微醺的岁月
hong chen zui / wei xun de sui yue
The world of mortals are intoxicated, slightly drunken eras
我用无悔 刻永世爱你的碑
wo yong wu hui / ke yong shi ai ni de bei
I use my lack of regret to carve out a stone tablet that represents my eternal love for you
(Rap)
你发如雪 凄美了离别
ni fa ru xue / qi mei le li bie
Your hair is like snow, beautifully chilling the parting
我焚香感动了谁
wo fen xiang gan dong le shui
Who is touched by my incense?
邀明月让回忆皎洁
yao ming yue rang hui yi jiao jie
Invite the bright moon to make my memories bright and clear
爱在月光下完美
ai zai yue guang xia wan mei
Love becomes immaculate underneath the moonlight
你发如雪 纷飞了眼泪
ni fa ru xue / fen fei le yan lei
Your hair is like snow, a mess of flying tears
我等待苍老了谁
wo deng dai cang lao le shui
Who has been made old by my waiting?
红尘醉 微醺的岁月
hong chen zui / wei xun de sui yue
The word of mortals are intoxicated, slightly drunken eras
啦儿啦 ~
la er la ~
La er la~
铜镜映无邪 扎马尾
tong jing ying wu xie / zha mai wei
There is nothing wicked reflected in the bronze mirror; tie a ponytail
你若撒野 今生我把酒奉陪
ni ruo sa ye / jin sheng wo ba jiu feng pei
If you act wildly, in this life I will pour a cup of wine and keep you company
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
Damn Fast Food Delivery..
Well..I have to work from Mondays - Fridays..And also on weekends as well..
So usually we'll order fast food delivery such as Dominos or McDonald's..
Last Sunday..We ordered McDelivery..Bcoz of eating Dominos for about consecutively 6 weeks in a row..
We have 20 people in the office and I took the orders from everyone..
So there was I on the phone talking to the operator at about 12.35pm..
Girl Operator (G.O.) : Good afternoon..McDelivery..How can I help you.?
Yatz : Hello..Ya..I would like to order a delivery..(Duh..Ofcoz I'm ordering a delivery..)
G.O. : Yes..May I take your order.??
Yatz : Ok..I want 3 Big Macs..Single burger..
G.O. : Ok..
Yatz : Then..3 Double Cheeseburgers..Single burger..
G.O. : ..Ok..
Yatz : Umm..6 Chicken McDeluxe..Also single burger..
G.O. : .....(wtf?) Ook..
Yatz : 4 Grilled Chicken Foldover..That single thing..
G.O. : ...........(huh?) Ok..
Yatz : 7 Chicken Burger..That RM2.50 one..
G.O. : Err..........(wtfs?!) Ok..Is that all sir.??
Yatz : Nop..And also 4 Large Fries..1 Apple Pie..And 2 Chocolate Sundae..
G.O. : Umm..Ok..I'll repeat it sir..3 Big Macs..3 Double Cheeseburger..6 Chicken McDeluxe..4 Grilled Chicken Foldover..7 Chicken Burger..4 Large Fries..1 Apple Pie..And 2 Chocolate Sundae..
Yatz : Yeap..Correct..
G.O. : Ok..The total is RM 141.90..Ok.?? We'll arrive in 45 minutes..
Yatz : Ok..Thanks..
Toot..Toot..Toot..Toot..(Ofcoz it's the sound of the phone..It's not any censored words)
There everyone waited in a hungry state..*gru gru gru*
30 minutes past..Everyone asking where's the food..
I just told them to wait for like about 15 minutes..
At last..1 hour past..No signs of the
McDelivery man..
So I called back to check with them again..
Guy Operator (Guy O.) : Good afternoon..McDelivery..How may I help you.?
Yatz : Hello..I ordered a delivery about an hour ago..But it hasn't arrived yet..
Guy O. : Ooh.?? *(O.o)* Ok..Let me check sir..What's your phone number.??
Yatz : 60-3-xxxxxxxx..
Guy O. : Sorry sir..There's no order under this number..
Yatz : How bout this.? 60-3-xxxxxxxx.?
Guy O. : Ok sir...............Also no order under this phone number..
Yatz : HAAAAAAAAAAH.!!!! Alamak..*wtf.?!?!*
Guy O. : So......Would you like to order again sir.??
Yatz : Duh..*Talking to Brian* - So how.?? Wanna order again or Dominos or go outside to eat.??
Brian : Hmm..Never mind la..We'll just order Dominos..
Yatz : *Talking to Guy O.* - Ok..Never mind..We'll order Dominos..Thanx..*wtf*
*Toot..Toot..Toot..*
So you see..We have waited for more than an hour for an empty McDelivery order..
And another 45 minutes for the Dominos..
That made us eat our lunch at 2.30pm..Damn 'Girl Operator'.!!
She thought I was joking or what..
If any operator out there thought we are joking with that amount of food..
Don't take our order please..It's very shitty to make a fool on your precious customers..
The whole call centre were so pissed off by the f*cking operator's behaviour..
It has been quite some time since our last McDelivery order..
Now..I think there'll be no more McDelivery order at the Bukit Bintang branch..
