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Thursday, December 04, 2008

I Wanna Be Part of Nuffnang's Star Trek Enterprise

Oh my god! Nuffnang is having another themed party in conjunction with Star Trek's upcoming new movie in 2009..

Since Nuffnang is now like the Enterprise ship, I die die must become one of its crew member and go for a journey..

I'm going to become a Klingon..

*Hail Klingon*

Now I have blood in pink color..Wooo hooo~!!

WIth the face of a Klingon, I'm more odd than ever where I could have guessed everyone will almost be the same, dressing as Spock or Captain Kirk..

Nah, I don't wear tights..It's too tight for me..It's not a good thing if something is showing down there..

And oh, I'm getting myself a Disruptor Pistol where all Klingons must have one....

Then I must be a master of moQ'bara, the martial arts of the Klingons..But I feel like taking Jeet Kun Do..The master of martial arts..

So I can fight against alien creatures, or the annoyingly high number or tribbles..

*Tribbles..Looks like coconut shells*

But the bad thing is I don't think I can eat with pleasure, as my appetite is a bit different from Humans and Vulcans..

My favourite Klingon cuisine would be, Gagh and Rokeg blood pie..Gagh is Klingon serpent worms where it is best served while it is still alive =.=

Rokeg blood pie sounds more like it..A traditional Klingon pie consist of animal meat and blood..Yummy yummy..

Well whatever it is, let wait patiently and hope for a Star Trek Reunion in May 2009..

Posted at 12:06 am by JenKin_Yat
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Sunday, December 09, 2007

You Know It 's School Holiday When..

Basially, you will know it's school holiday when..

1. Any of your siblings or friends sitting for PMR, SPM, or STPM..

It's so right..All of the important exams take place when the school holiday is about to start..Talk about pre-exam boring mood and post-exam happy mood..

2. You see lots of promoters of kiddie looks at shopping malls or even at PC Fair..

Went to the PC Fair, lots of kids working as promoter..One of my main purposes at the PC Fair is to see cute and pretty showgirls..All I got is kids.?!?! Sheeesh..

3. You see colleges promoting their Open Day in the newspapers, magazines, or the most effective way like Taylor's College promote via Nuffnang..

Yes that's right..Open Day here and there..And talk about Taylor's College, I heard that one of the famous bloggers around going to work in Taylor's College..

4. You see more Ah Beng Jr and Ah Lian Jr a.k.a Lala at shopping malls during weekdays..

It's so true..Ah Beng Jr and Ah Lian Jr would frequent shopping malls such as Times Square and Sungei Wang more often when holiday comes..So if you are having lunch there or whatsoever, you'll know when you see those Lalas..

5. Young bloggers update their blogs more often with camwhore entries..

Yeah, young bloggers nowadays camwhore with the intension to kill, if needed to..16-year old, 17-year old kids already camwhore with cleavage, see-through dress, etc etc..That's why I say with the intension to kill, buaya like you..LOL..

6. You heard that any of your siblings or friends' siblings going for National Service (NS)..

That's right..First batch of the National Service should start around year-end or early new year..

7. Your siblings trying to get a driving license as soon as possible so that they could go out yamcha at night..

That's the time when youngsters trying to show off their father's expensive car or newly bought car..Then some of them will eventually become Ah Beng..

8. The traffic in the morning is more smooth than usual..

It's a well known fact that the traffic isn't THAT congested when during school holiday..But I don't quite understand..
If it's school holiday, then everyone would go to work around the same time, which I guess between 8.00-8.30am..Then wouldn't it be more congested.??

9. When the Mega Year-End-Sale is here..

Everyone will shout YEAH (as in YES) when the Mega Y.E.S is here..Everyone shop like nobody's business, as if the things they bought no need money like that..

10. When you heard Christmas songs in shopping malls..

Christmas Day is on 25th of December..Usually shops will play festive songs 2-3 weeks earlier..You'll know when it's holiday..

Now, you know~~~..

Posted at 02:40 am by JenKin_Yat
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Monday, December 03, 2007

The Consequences of Caning, For Going Against The Law

The caning issue is quite a serious issue..

I've just talked about it last week, regarding the caning of female students..

Whether you agree or not, caning does teach them a lesson..

Okay, maybe the seriousness of caning in school and prison is different..

I found a video of caning somewhere (or is it already lurking in the blogosphere already?)..

It's about a Malay guy, sent to prison, and caned there and then..The punishment is 20 strokes of rotan..

I think the authorities should create more public awareness on things like this, so that will be lesser crime.

Watching it already make you go goosebumps everywhere, not to mentioned if you were to feel it yourself..

I don't know for any psycho but for me, I don't want to do any crime and get the tip of the cane land on my ass..

Watch it and feel the pain..

*Criminal gets the 20 strokes of rotan*

Finish watching.? I bet you will go "Eeeewwwwwww..."..

So, anyone want to try to beat the law.? Get pass Judge Dredd first..

I think the authorities should impose a heavier punishment..Such as, 30 strokes of rotan..

10 upon the criminal's entry into the prison, then 1 month later another 10, then 1 or 2 months later another 10..Ouch~

Posted at 02:47 am by JenKin_Yat
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Caning Of Female Students

The recent furore regarding female students should be caned because their disciplinary cases are just as serious as boys'..

Well, for punishment wise, I don't think the public, students, or Parents-Teachers Association (PTA) should make a big fuss out of it..

It's so stupid to highlight this issue instead of other more important issues..

If, you as a female student yourself, you as a parent of your daughter, you as a teacher of your female students, or whoever of human rights authorities, why do you care so much about the caning issue.?

Point 1, if your daughter has a good record in school, she doesn't has to be afraid of whatever punishment it is..

Point 2, if she always abide by the school rules, she doesn't has to be afriad of the punishment..

Point 3, if a female student (girl) is about to be caned, she must be very naughty or have a bad discipline record..

Point 4, nowadays are parents so ignorant that they would rather stand by their children's side even they did something wrong.?

Therefore, I don't think it's a problem to cane that girl, or those girls..

Okay I don't consider myself as a good student last time, but I tried to abide by the rules as much as I can..

The rules I'm trying to say here is try not to land myself at the tip of the cane..

Maybe the usage of cane should only applies on serious matters such as play truant, fights among students, ignoring teachers' orders, etc etc..

I mean for me last time, I'm not afraid of any punishments coz I'm not breaking any rules, other than to have failed subjects in exams, which eventually ended up being caned by the principal =P

Okay, maybe some other methods should be used in dealing with students who have serious disciplinary problem..

Such as embarrass them in front of the whole school during assembly period, or publish their names in assemblies or notice boards..

The authorities might also get the students to do some community service tasks, such as cleaning the school compound, help school gardeners on the flowers and stuffs..

Hmm, I think having them to stand in front of the school entrance and hold banners or placards with written words of their wrong-doings is such a great idea..

Imagine yourself holding a big ass banner standing in front of your school where lots of vehicles passing by everyday in the morning or afternoon..

No one ever wants to do that right.? If they don't like it then just don't break the rules, easy..

And stupid faggot parents stop complaining bout this and that..That's for the child's own good..

I bet most of the parents nowadays had gone through that stage before, caning, fighting, gangsterism, etc etc..

It's the culture..Just get with it and don't pretend that you don't know anything, as if you haven't been through that stage..I know you know..

Anyway, that's my thought and i know everyone else too will agree with me on that..

Posted at 01:26 pm by JenKin_Yat
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Online Advertising The Way To Go

Ever since I've involved myself in an online advertising company, I've got more exposure to that field despite doing engineering..

I didn't know that online advertising is so popular and I must say that's the hype now..

Other than advertising your brand name on billboards, leaflets, or event promotions, get Internet-connected is no less effective at all..

The other day I'm talking bout it with my colleague, Nicholas, which both of us quite agree with it, hence our involvement in this company..

Considering the increasing rate of people getting onlined, online advertising is sure to boom..

It's a new approach of the advertisers to the consumers to get a better feedback and also more viewers..

Imagine yourself without Internet connection at all, for at least 2 days..

Nowadays, people get connected through IM applications like MSN, Yahoo Messenger, Skype, mIRC, and the old school ICQ..

Lesser people use landline nowadays, except for the elders who are computer illiterate..

More and more people started to opt for online shopping, although it's not so popular in Malaysia, thanks to the increasing online scams in Malaysia..

It doesn't stop people to do cash-on-delivery (COD) trading though..

Just be smart and know how to escape if something bad really happens during the COD..

Look at youngsters nowadays, they surf on forums, blogs, web communities and web portals..

Whether you are tech savvy, otaku, car lover, pet lover, game lover, or sex lover, you'll eventually end up in a forum site..

Just look at how large the communities of ZeroToHundred, Lowyat.net, Autoworld, and many others..

I'm pretty sure you know that most youngsters now face the PC monitor more than the TV screen..

The effectiveness is the horizon, limitless, and you'll never know..It's too good to lose the opportunity..

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Posted at 02:56 pm by JenKin_Yat
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Sunday, November 18, 2007

I'm Changing Domain And Hosting To JenkinYat-Dot-Com

JENKINYAT-DOT-COM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

Yes you read that right and it's true..

At last I got myself a hosting and most importantly my own domain, a dot-com..

So from now on, I'm switching my blog to Jenkinyat-dot-com..This blog will no longer be my main blog or whatsoever..

However, I'm keeping this blog and use it for other purposes..

So I might revamp this blog to suit the new theme, "My Music, Your Politic"..

But at the meantime I'll leave this blog just as it is..

Do update my blog link in your blog or Bookmark to Jenkinyat-Dot-Com now..

So start to feel weird if you don't see updates here..Start to get revolutionised and move over now..

I MEAN NOW~!!!!

Posted at 11:14 pm by JenKin_Yat
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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Blog Paradigm Shift

PARADIGM SHIFT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

Sorry for not updating these few days..Been busy with works lately..

And also busy with something big..Some paradigm shift on my blog..

Updates will tell everything, soon enough..As soon as I've finalized everything..

The truth is out there *X-Files theme music in the background*..

So hopefully you guys will be back to check out what's new with my blog and stuffs..

Thank you and have a nice day..

Posted at 06:17 pm by JenKin_Yat
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